#38187 - 03/28/10 01:43 AM
Nine Words Women Use --
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Midnight Sun
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Loc: layton, UT, USA
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Hey all, so I was forwarded this at work and got a kick out of it.
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end
an argument when they are right and you need to
shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed,
this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given five more minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the
storm. This means something, and you should be on
your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually
end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is
a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.
A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most
dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
'That's okay' means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your
mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do
not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
(I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless
she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and
she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're
welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of
saying FORGET YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now
doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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#38195 - 04/04/10 10:00 PM
Re: Nine Words Women Use --
[Re: Trekkie]
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Jaco
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Registered: 06/19/00
Posts: 10677
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A wise old owl lived in an oak
and the more he saw the less he spoke
and the less he spoke the more he heard
why can't bitches be more like that bird
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#38196 - 04/05/10 02:23 AM
Re: Nine Words Women Use --
[Re: Jaco]
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Jaco
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Registered: 06/19/00
Posts: 10677
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If the river were whiskey and I were a duck
I'd dive to the bottom and never come up
but the river ain't whiskey, and I ain't a duck
so pass me the whiskey, and shut the fuck up!
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#38197 - 04/05/10 11:37 AM
Re: Nine Words Women Use --
[Re: Jaco]
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tA-Kane
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Registered: 01/30/01
Posts: 2272
Loc: Sugar Land, TX, USA
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Once upon a time,
I had a drink.
It came with a lime,
or so I did think.
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#38224 - 04/14/10 11:50 AM
Re: Nine Words Women Use --
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Jaco
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Registered: 06/19/00
Posts: 10677
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Shit man
download some Jay-Z!
in anticipation of precipitation, Jay-Z stacks chips for a rainy day =D
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